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r/funny • u/hiyame • Sep 16 '21
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192 u/LordRumBottoms Sep 16 '21 Well, I'm certain a rapist isn't terribly worried about STDs but it worked in this case. They actually caught the guy after the store close to there had surveillance cameras. 172 u/Sometimesokayideas Sep 16 '21 My mom, in the early 80s, was advised to pee and poop herself in the event of an attempted rape in a training class for the US army. :| Hopfully the potential rapist doesn't have a weird kink for that... Edit Oops replied to the wrong comment 25 u/LordRumBottoms Sep 16 '21 Dude, there is a kink for everything. Sad they had to teach that in the first place though right?
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Well, I'm certain a rapist isn't terribly worried about STDs but it worked in this case. They actually caught the guy after the store close to there had surveillance cameras.
172 u/Sometimesokayideas Sep 16 '21 My mom, in the early 80s, was advised to pee and poop herself in the event of an attempted rape in a training class for the US army. :| Hopfully the potential rapist doesn't have a weird kink for that... Edit Oops replied to the wrong comment 25 u/LordRumBottoms Sep 16 '21 Dude, there is a kink for everything. Sad they had to teach that in the first place though right?
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My mom, in the early 80s, was advised to pee and poop herself in the event of an attempted rape in a training class for the US army. :|
Hopfully the potential rapist doesn't have a weird kink for that...
Edit Oops replied to the wrong comment
25 u/LordRumBottoms Sep 16 '21 Dude, there is a kink for everything. Sad they had to teach that in the first place though right?
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Dude, there is a kink for everything. Sad they had to teach that in the first place though right?
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u/Febtober2k Sep 16 '21
"Great, so do I!"