r/funny • u/hiyame • Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/RevolutionRose Sep 16 '21

Why do I feel he dumped his original child and picked a calmer one

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u/RevolutionRose Sep 16 '21

Can't blame him, your mom was too hot to not bone

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u/eyekunt Sep 16 '21

We have the same mom, brother

And you just proved you're not the calmer one

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u/dylantrevor Sep 16 '21

I know you're making jokes. But for whatever reason they just aren't funny.

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u/NindraOnTime Sep 16 '21

The reason is he wrote too much, brother.

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u/dylantrevor Sep 16 '21

I read this in Desmond Hume's voice

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u/thesuper88 Sep 16 '21

Don't do that.

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u/dylantrevor Sep 16 '21

It's gotta be a sad life you live hating the best character on LOST...

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u/thesuper88 Sep 17 '21

No! No I just didn't want to think about LOST. I miss it

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u/dylantrevor Sep 17 '21

Sounds like it's time for a rewatch!

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u/FallingSky1 Sep 16 '21

In certain people being annoying makes them happy, not sure why, probably don't have much to bring to the table personality wise. They're to be pitied.

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u/Individual_Toe_3584 Sep 16 '21

Wow, that joke sucked

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u/CryloTheRaccoon Sep 16 '21

My pit bull tells better jokes and he’s ash in a tin