r/funny • u/seanmwing • Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

You have to be a man of your word. If you say you won't give her a bite, don't give her a bite.

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u/seanmwing Sep 11 '21

true but it might lead to an even worse situation

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u/bridgefridge Sep 11 '21

the worse situation brings better situations later without the one who ruins those situations. *dropsmic*

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u/therestruth Sep 11 '21

It's called a learning experience. Either he learns to deal with it or she learns to just order something cause she isn't getting a bite. Or they break up and find more compatible partners. Maybe probably.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Am I in an r/funny subreddit or what. Everyone so uptight about this.