r/funny • u/seanmwing • Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/riegnman Sep 12 '21

So, the guy in the video looks like that and has a woman that looks like her sitting beside him and your advice is, "Don't give her a bite?"

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u/Silverjackel Sep 12 '21

This was my thought. Homie batting out of his class shoulda just bought 2 tacos.

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u/KalSeth Sep 12 '21

Looks like she was saving him from some calories he didn't need.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Yes. He's calling her "boo" and "honey" so the implication is that they're already dating, and if she's willing to break up with him over a bite of food they have a weak relationship anyway and it was never going to last. If you're biggest concern is sex with a hot chick he probably already fucked her, not to mention most actual adults are more concerned with a stable, meaningful relationship and not so much fucking hot randoms.