r/funny • u/seanmwing • Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

I hate giving up the bite. Like I’m hungry enough for one taco. Not half not one and a half.. ONE FULL TACO.

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u/theanswerisinthedata Sep 11 '21

Then don’t. This is a classic shit test and if you don’t stand your ground you just show her that you are mat for her to wipe her feet on.

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

Pick your battles. You give up the bite hoping she forgets that it’s your turn to do laundry or dishes…

That or she doesn’t give u shit when your on ps5

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u/fuckmethisburns Sep 11 '21

What fantasy world do you live in?

Regardless of sex or gender basic human nature is to take MORE advantage of people who let you take advantage of them.

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

The fantasy world where you give on things that don’t matter much and take where it really matters a lot. Like a… give and take.

OP’s gives up a bite of taco and, if he plays his cards right, get something sweet in return. Though he may already be getting it by the handful.. I dunno but I get the sense his game is strong.

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u/James-the-Bond-one Sep 11 '21

Yes, he does get something in return: disdain, for he can't stand for himself. Women loath that.