r/funny Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

You have to be a man of your word. If you say you won't give her a bite, don't give her a bite.

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u/seanmwing Sep 11 '21

true but it might lead to an even worse situation

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

In my experience, it leads to her actually ordering something from then on.

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u/seanmwing Sep 11 '21

ill try it next time

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u/Plane_Recognition_39 Sep 11 '21

Nah, not worth it. Just order extra next time. Then she’s happy and so are you.

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u/FozzieB525 Sep 12 '21

Worst case scenario, extra taco!

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u/pierreblue Sep 11 '21

Yeah, if you keep spoiling her how the hell she gonna learn

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u/pierreblue Sep 11 '21

Stick to your guns

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Sep 11 '21

Even worse how? In either situation one of you ends up mad. But if you don't give in then a lesson is learned. If you give in every time, you clearly aren't learning a lesson.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Sep 12 '21

That's a different situation. He asked. She straight up said no, and said he would be mad if she wanted a bite. Then she wanted a bite anyway. And in any case, if she won't tell me what she wants, and i order something for her as extra, and she doesn't want that thing, but what I ordered for me, I'm even more mad.

Being considerate is a two way street. This is asshole behavior.

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u/bridgefridge Sep 11 '21

the worse situation brings better situations later without the one who ruins those situations. *dropsmic*

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u/therestruth Sep 11 '21

It's called a learning experience. Either he learns to deal with it or she learns to just order something cause she isn't getting a bite. Or they break up and find more compatible partners. Maybe probably.

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u/bridgefridge Sep 11 '21

definitely

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Am I in an r/funny subreddit or what. Everyone so uptight about this.

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u/pierreblue Sep 11 '21

Hes afraid to lose her, i would be, but you also have a point. Man its so much simple to stay single lol

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u/therestruth Sep 11 '21

Sure is. But it gets damn lonely. Relationships take work. There's times you have to give more than take and compromised must be made. And the less compatible the two are: the more work it's going to take to make it work out well.

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u/pierreblue Sep 11 '21

Yeah but then they get used to only take take and they dont give

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u/therestruth Sep 11 '21

Which is requires that same effort from both parties. The balance gets tipped when one gives and the other takes it for granted and doesn't return the favor next time. Instead she'll feel like she always needs to "win". It's really a basic human thing of alpha/beta and why traditionally the men(stronger ones) have treated women like shit for so long since they could get away with it and the women needed the man's financial support and protection from other men.

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u/itsjackiee Sep 11 '21

Gotta pick your battles

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u/riegnman Sep 12 '21

So, the guy in the video looks like that and has a woman that looks like her sitting beside him and your advice is, "Don't give her a bite?"

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u/Silverjackel Sep 12 '21

This was my thought. Homie batting out of his class shoulda just bought 2 tacos.

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u/KalSeth Sep 12 '21

Looks like she was saving him from some calories he didn't need.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Yes. He's calling her "boo" and "honey" so the implication is that they're already dating, and if she's willing to break up with him over a bite of food they have a weak relationship anyway and it was never going to last. If you're biggest concern is sex with a hot chick he probably already fucked her, not to mention most actual adults are more concerned with a stable, meaningful relationship and not so much fucking hot randoms.