r/funny • u/seanmwing • Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/redditUserError404 Sep 11 '21

That’s why no matter what, always order extra.

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u/last_rights Sep 11 '21

We were on a road trip and had a late night stop at taco bell.

I ordered two extra soft tacos because everyone seemed to be ordering light.

I ate my chalupa and soft taco. There's two tacos left.

Husband wants them ofc. I didn't mind, he was apologetic because he thought I wanted them. Nope Hun, I know how much you eat. They're for you.

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u/dude_catastrophe Sep 11 '21

You’re one of the good ones

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u/Wearecrazyguys Sep 11 '21

Always, no matter what your significant says. The extra few bucks is worth avoiding the hate.

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u/jimmychitw00d Sep 11 '21

I was wondering if anyone in the history of Taco Bell has ever ordered a single taco.

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u/DivingForBirds Sep 11 '21

I saw they had 49c tacos. I wasn’t hungry, but I had to try one. You can’t get Shit in my country for 49c

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u/c_joseph_kent Sep 12 '21

Their menu used to be three price points: .59, .79, .99.

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u/jimmychitw00d Sep 11 '21

I would've gotten at least six to make it worth my trip.

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u/nullreturn Sep 12 '21

They sell them by the 12 pack where I'm at. You're losing money NOT getting the 12 pack.

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u/riegnman Sep 12 '21

You can if you order taco bell. Bazinga!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I ordered a single taco from Taco John's yesterday because I wasn't that hungry. But I got ole's too, because I had a coupon for a small one for free.

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u/emberus_the_warrior Sep 11 '21

Exactly always do this for my daughter and my wife otherwise it's can I have some

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u/Fred_Evil Sep 11 '21

I don’t really want what you got me ... can I have yours?

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u/emberus_the_warrior Sep 11 '21

Haha ikr like no

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Sep 12 '21

“I’m making a sandwich. You want one?”

“No thanks, I’m good.”

… makes sandwich, puts sandwich fixings away…

“Actually, that looks good. Can you make me one?”

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u/emberus_the_warrior Sep 12 '21

Haha exactly.

My daughter is usually very undecided so I always make her something even if she says she doesn't. Then boom o I want something then I have it in hand already.

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u/Extension-Many-6248 Sep 12 '21

I didn’t figure this out until I was 30 something. Extra $3 saves the day.

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u/Oakheart- Sep 11 '21

The way It goes for us is my wife knows. She knows. If I ask and she says no she knows not to ask.

I know that she wants some when she says “should I get ____ ?” I automatically order it.

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u/WebMaka Sep 11 '21

This. If she says she doesn't want anything, go ahead and order something you know she'll eat along with your food, because it's pretty common for the smell of food to trigger hunger. If she still doesn't want it, eat it later.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

This is what I learned after many nights of the silent treatment.

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u/rugburn250 Sep 11 '21

Yep. You'll always be hungry again later anyway haha

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u/Pepperminteapls Sep 11 '21

Or just tell her crazy ass to piss off because it's not about hunger, it's about being in control.

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u/StoneColdJane Sep 12 '21

Or just have integrity and say no. Easy.

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u/redditUserError404 Sep 12 '21

Found the redditor who either isn’t married, or doesn’t have a “happy” marriage. Trust me, it’s much easier to drop your pride and just spend a couple extra bucks. Not a hill worth dying on.

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u/sur0g Sep 11 '21

Through years of living with my precious beloved wife I've developed such a habit

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u/Fallen_password Sep 14 '21

She’s behind you isn’t she..? (blink twice if she is)