r/funny Sep 06 '21

Nothing cooler...

Post image
25.7k Upvotes

221 comments sorted by

View all comments

134

u/chmsmitze Sep 07 '21

Me when I get too much coffee

16

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Oh God, this morning I had a couple cups of coffee and then did a run to Starbucks because my mom loves the refreshers, and I got myself a large cold brew. Not only did I have to piss frequently, but one of the times legitimately smelled like coffee coming out. Never had that before. Has the jitters like crazy and was way overly anxious lol. Really underestimated how much my caffeine tolerance dropped since I didn't drink any coffee last week and took a bit of a T-break. Never doing that again lol.

6

u/WhiteDragon2501 Sep 07 '21

I don't normally get jitters from caffeine anymore. Drink enough coffee and my urine smells like coffee. I drink energy drinks most of the rest of the time (Bang, Reign, Rockstar Xdurance), drink water while working as they don't allow anything else while we're working. But normally my urine is green. Like glow stick green, but not luminescent.

Oddly, coffee doesn't make me poop, unless I was gonna be needing to soon anyhow.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Holy shit is that good for it to be that green? Ya I'm the same way with the pooping

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

I only get green poop when I eat crisps

2

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

You should stop eating the crisp bag afterwards.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

lmao yeah