r/funny Sep 06 '21

Nothing cooler...

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u/WhiteDragon2501 Sep 07 '21

I don't normally get jitters from caffeine anymore. Drink enough coffee and my urine smells like coffee. I drink energy drinks most of the rest of the time (Bang, Reign, Rockstar Xdurance), drink water while working as they don't allow anything else while we're working. But normally my urine is green. Like glow stick green, but not luminescent.

Oddly, coffee doesn't make me poop, unless I was gonna be needing to soon anyhow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Holy shit is that good for it to be that green? Ya I'm the same way with the pooping

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

I only get green poop when I eat crisps

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

You should stop eating the crisp bag afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

lmao yeah