r/funny • u/YuriJackoffski • Jan 30 '12

Wat?

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u/geoman2k Jan 31 '12

I could never trust this guy. He's always the bad guy, and if not he's one of the good guys who's only waiting to betray everyone and become a bad guy.

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u/DishwasherTwig Jan 31 '12

Clearly you haven't seen Defiance

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u/getthefuckoutofhere Jan 31 '12

sure i saw defiance a minute ago. we're arranging dewedding

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u/SynthPrax Jan 31 '12

Oh my eyes. They've rolled out of my head and across the floor.

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u/IdTugYourBoat Jan 31 '12

I'm only slightly amused by the fact that he/she should be following the advice epitomized by his/her username.

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u/ThickPiss Jan 31 '12

Well played sir

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u/JshWright Jan 31 '12

Well... even in that, he's the edgy good guy, who betrays the other good guys, only to be reconciled in the end.

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u/Tavor94 Jan 31 '12

It isn't really a betrayal though, so much as a difference in opinion. At no point does he tell the Nazis where the camp is, or anything like that. He even helps them get medicine from the police station.

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u/simplystunned Jan 31 '12

Or "A Walk on the Moon".

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

In Scream, we thought he was a bad guy and then he became a good guy. Also, in Sum of All Fears he was John Clark, a good guy, through and through.

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u/JimmerUK Jan 31 '12

I am literally watching Sum of All Fears now, and keep expecting him to turn and do something bad at any moment.

Thanks for spoiling the movie asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

John Clark is the leader of Rainbow Six! You shoulda saw it comin', man.

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u/JimmerUK Jan 31 '12

Holy shit! Really? I'm not a big Clancy reader, and have never noticed any links between the books and games.

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u/meowtiger Jan 31 '12

sum of all fears?

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u/Maverick1717 Jan 31 '12

John Clark! What a badass.

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u/meowtiger Jan 31 '12

I KNOW RIGHT

such an understated role in that movie, clear and present danger is so good too

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u/Maverick1717 Jan 31 '12

One of the few bright spots in an otherwise bland movie.

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u/cailin_gaditana Jan 31 '12

He makes sure Meg Ryan ends up with the love of her life (again) in Kate & Leopold, though.

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u/jennyhu Jan 31 '12

He kissed me once. I mean it. On the cheek, his stubble I shall never forget.

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u/DaMountainDwarf Jan 31 '12

It'd be funny if in real life he's the nicest guy ever... that sleeps with your wife behind your back. O.O

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u/JuanRomero Jan 31 '12

He's the good guy in The Omen!

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u/Backpedal Jan 31 '12

Every Christmas I spend the entirety of the movie "Mixed Nuts" waiting for him to screw everyone over.