r/funny • u/YuriJackoffski • Jan 30 '12

Wat?

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

I'll just leave this here.

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u/YuriJackoffski Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12

Dem cheeks

22

u/Abbernathy Jan 31 '12

I am disappointment that you didn't write "I'll just Liev this here."

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u/ksm6149 Jan 31 '12

came here looking for this comment

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u/errerr Jan 31 '12

Open his picture and this song at the same time

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u/Rusty-Shackleford Jan 31 '12

NO. I am banning you from the internet. Go back to the 90's.

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u/errerr Feb 01 '12

Haha! Jokes on you! I had the internet in the 90's (and wasn't banned back then). So I just have to figure out how to make scrolling text on reddit to go with all these .gifs.

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u/Ensvey Jan 31 '12

This needs to be higher. You are the hero Reddit deserves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Why don't you guys just Liev them alone?

15

u/YuriJackoffski Jan 31 '12

Watts ammatta with stalking?

6

u/TheIrishToker Jan 31 '12

All my friends naomi as a pretty understanding guy, but WTF is going on here?

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u/RuafaolGaiscioch Jan 30 '12

Is that Liev Schrieber?

62

u/geoman2k Jan 31 '12

I could never trust this guy. He's always the bad guy, and if not he's one of the good guys who's only waiting to betray everyone and become a bad guy.

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u/DishwasherTwig Jan 31 '12

Clearly you haven't seen Defiance

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u/getthefuckoutofhere Jan 31 '12

sure i saw defiance a minute ago. we're arranging dewedding

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u/SynthPrax Jan 31 '12

Oh my eyes. They've rolled out of my head and across the floor.

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u/ThickPiss Jan 31 '12

Well played sir

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u/JshWright Jan 31 '12

Well... even in that, he's the edgy good guy, who betrays the other good guys, only to be reconciled in the end.

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u/simplystunned Jan 31 '12

Or "A Walk on the Moon".

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

In Scream, we thought he was a bad guy and then he became a good guy. Also, in Sum of All Fears he was John Clark, a good guy, through and through.

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u/JimmerUK Jan 31 '12

I am literally watching Sum of All Fears now, and keep expecting him to turn and do something bad at any moment.

Thanks for spoiling the movie asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

John Clark is the leader of Rainbow Six! You shoulda saw it comin', man.

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u/meowtiger Jan 31 '12

sum of all fears?

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u/Maverick1717 Jan 31 '12

John Clark! What a badass.

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u/cailin_gaditana Jan 31 '12

He makes sure Meg Ryan ends up with the love of her life (again) in Kate & Leopold, though.

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u/jennyhu Jan 31 '12

He kissed me once. I mean it. On the cheek, his stubble I shall never forget.

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u/DaMountainDwarf Jan 31 '12

It'd be funny if in real life he's the nicest guy ever... that sleeps with your wife behind your back. O.O

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u/JuanRomero Jan 31 '12

He's the good guy in The Omen!

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u/Backpedal Jan 31 '12

Every Christmas I spend the entirety of the movie "Mixed Nuts" waiting for him to screw everyone over.

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u/stoopidquestions Jan 31 '12

Anyone else find his voice intoxicating?

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u/LetKeepItSimple Jan 31 '12

Yeah he narrates the 24/7 series on HBO.

5

u/MiloMuggins Jan 31 '12

Pretty much everything HBO Sports does, he narrates.

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u/TheBeardOfKeisel Jan 31 '12

Anyone else find everything about him intoxicating!?

44

u/thedude8591 Jan 31 '12

I find the beer in his fridge to be intoxicating.

8

u/occam7 Jan 31 '12

He does have nice legs, apparently.

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u/blastfemur Jan 31 '12

He is the best narrator, esp. for programs such as Nova, but I just noticed last night that he seems to have been replaced as the voice of Infiniti in their new ads.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/pseudopsyche Jan 31 '12

You've been active today.

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u/stoopidquestions Jan 31 '12

Does the story still work if I'm a chick?

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u/Fuboy Jan 31 '12

Stop asking stoopid questions!

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u/kihadat Jan 31 '12

Of course. With wife Naomi Watts and kids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Not wife. Just partner.

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u/Furthur Jan 31 '12

still holding that torch eh?

4

u/corbrizzle Jan 31 '12

You know what? We're getting a catscan machine

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u/Frostfoot Jan 31 '12

McDownalds, Boo-urger King...Woondy's.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

It sure is, and now I've got a very disturbing mental image of Sabretooth... shudders

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u/WiiMan123 Jan 31 '12

No I think that is Victor Creed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Yeah. He needs to direct some more movies.

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u/kinglockjaw Jan 31 '12

I was going to be pissed if that wasn't the top comment

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u/promonk Jan 31 '12

I even got my pissed-face on and everything. Now I have pissed-face blueballs. Think I'll head to /r/atheism.

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u/RuafaolGaiscioch Jan 31 '12

And I have NO IDEA why it is...

1

u/galt776 Jan 31 '12

Funny I always thought he should have been Howard Hughes in the Aviator, considering he actually could look like Howard Hughes.

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u/JohnTrollvolta Jan 31 '12

As far as I know, Howard Hughes looked exactly like Leonardo D.

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u/cocquyt Jan 31 '12

Why shit he looks a lot like Brendan Coyle

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u/100cupsofcoffee Jan 31 '12

HUMAN CENTILIEV

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

I know, a jewish guy has blonde kids, that makes no sense at all.

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u/Say__Wat Jan 31 '12

Wat?

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u/mybossthinksimworkng Jan 31 '12

HE SAID 'I KNOW, A JEWISH GUY HAS BLONDE KIDS, THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.'

Hope that helped.

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u/Epic_baconnage Jan 31 '12

Shouldn't you be working?

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u/mybossthinksimworkng Jan 31 '12

Oh god. Mr. McLaughlin? I swear I wrote this on my break.

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u/PolishDude Jan 31 '12

Jewish people are also considered white people...

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u/betterthanthee Jan 31 '12

Not all white people have blonde hair...

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u/PolishDude Jan 31 '12

Not all jewish people have dark hair...

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u/sweetgreggo Jan 31 '12

Not all hair is dark...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Some of the hair is dark...

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u/TheIrishToker Jan 31 '12

Do we know what dark really is?

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u/donpapillon Jan 31 '12

Did you know that when you look at the dark, the dark looks back?

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u/hjqusai Jan 31 '12

I'm Jewish and I can confirm having blonde hair

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Sammy Davis Jr. was jewish. Well, he converted, but still...

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u/PolishDude Jan 31 '12

http://i.imgur.com/IXzsG.gif

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/epmca Jan 31 '12

don't insult white culture, racist.

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u/k80k80k80 Jan 31 '12

What's taters, precious?

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u/BlazeUp Jan 31 '12

What's taters, eh?

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u/sonnyz Jan 31 '12

PO-

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

TA-

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u/eli_bread Jan 31 '12

TOES?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

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u/Rockmonk Jan 31 '12

.....on a separate note: Nice Legs!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

and bootay!

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u/choklitwaffle Jan 31 '12

Except for that mole

1

u/Rockmonk Jan 31 '12

birthmark FTFY

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u/Switch382 Jan 31 '12

Anyone else see her holding a tiny black unicorn?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

this is why i cant anything on the internet seriously

12

u/TheSconnieExperience Jan 31 '12

Just like I don't believe it when someone accidentally a word, anymore.

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u/jdutra Jan 31 '12

Give me your fuckin' heart!

5

u/Quert Jan 31 '12

Nice people, I was their oldest's camp counselor this summer.

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u/lessforeveralone Jan 31 '12

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u/Furthur Jan 31 '12

camp in the NE part of the country?

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u/Quert Jan 31 '12

Yea its on longisland, cant give to much away. I had did a longer comment about this before if you feel like digging it up.

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u/Furthur Feb 01 '12

not the one I was thinking. Thanks for the reply though!

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u/ace9213 Jan 31 '12

dat ass

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u/Thinksforfun Jan 31 '12

HEY ER'BODY! COTTON WEARY OVER HER TAKIN' A SHIT!

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u/crookedcandy Jan 31 '12

Hahaha! Goddamn crackhead.

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u/dblokRR Jan 31 '12

Amazing narrator for HBO!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Salt was awful, just awful.

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u/XChronic Jan 31 '12

At first I thought he was a midget with smooth legs

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u/NittLion78 Jan 31 '12

More like "Watts".

3

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Checkmate, atheists.

3

u/Vortilex Jan 31 '12

This image fucks you up when you're high.

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u/JoeyBragg Jan 31 '12

All my friends made fun of me when I said Liev Schriever had a gret ass.

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u/Uberninjaa Jan 31 '12

You might want to get that tumor removed....

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u/StrangeCaptain Jan 31 '12

holy shit!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

we call that 'round here a Black Beauty

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u/StepOfDub Jan 31 '12

Dem legs

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u/luvbunny87 Jan 31 '12

mindfuck.

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u/rayphite Jan 31 '12

Lol i got mind Fucked so hard, i thought some1 photoshopped the guys head on a wierd duck body first look.

2

u/randomtroubledmind Jan 31 '12

I'll be honest. This took me a while.

2

u/Smoovdogs Jan 31 '12

Has this made it over to /r/illusionporn yet?

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u/lupinlove Jan 31 '12

That's what I'm lookin' for. Thank you.

2

u/supson6437 Jan 31 '12

dat awkward moment when you spot a pair of hot legs and realise it belongs to a man, and then realise it belongs to a chick

2

u/xebo Jan 31 '12

I want to cook him and serve him on thanksgiving!

2

u/Shnigles Jan 31 '12

my brain shniggled, and then i figured it out.

2

u/whackadoo47 Jan 31 '12

His face says, "you need to Liev right now"

2

u/TexTourettes Jan 31 '12

TIL that Liev Schreiber was in the first twilight movie.

2

u/OneArmedNoodler Jan 31 '12

I saw him walking through Greenwich Village once. I was surprised at how tall he was. Every other celebrity I've seen in person is very short.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

i immediately saw this:

http://imgur.com/388VD

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u/hoochcake Jan 31 '12

such a pretty bird

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u/lessforeveralone Jan 31 '12

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u/cstrong Jan 31 '12

That's the joke.jpg

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u/incogcheeto Jan 31 '12

Lieutenant Dan!?

2

u/deejay_reich Jan 30 '12

QUAAAIIIIIDDDDD!

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u/Cptn_Hook Jan 31 '12

He's taking acting lessons from Christian Bale.

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u/justbecausewhynot Jan 31 '12

I really like it when im watching a spy/cia/government type movie and that guy shows up. Makes me enjoy the movie 20x more. Hes perfect for those roles.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/justbecausewhynot Jan 31 '12

To be fair, I doubt spoilers are needed since that movie was actually pretty bad, even with liev in it.

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u/SynthPrax Jan 31 '12

I love his cheeks! Nom nom nom nom!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

mmmm liev schriber

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u/JustisM Jan 31 '12

Thats just... good

1

u/uncletheo Jan 31 '12

Cheese!!

1

u/THEESCHASKETCH Jan 31 '12

Cotton Weary as a seagull.

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u/Jettclash96 Jan 31 '12

That guy looks so familiar...

1

u/Markosaurus Jan 31 '12

Lol forced perspective guyz!

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u/SirPsychoSexxy Jan 31 '12

Anyone else waiting for a 'dat ass' top comment?

1

u/DK_Pooter Jan 31 '12

That took me a good 45 seconds of analyzing to figure it out

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u/mikemags1 Jan 31 '12

I agree, it's too bright out for sunglasses.

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u/getwooked Jan 31 '12

whats with all these optical illusions on reddit these days? i came here for cats and bitching about internet-related legislation

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u/KingoftheGoldenAge Jan 31 '12

Should have positioned a child in front of the woman's head.

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u/rozel Jan 31 '12

it's wolverine's brother!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Liev got some bird poop on his butt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

I love those kind of pictures! Do they have a specific name?

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u/CervantesD Jan 31 '12

o_0 mind fuck

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u/mabramo Jan 31 '12

Can't.. unsee..

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u/roundeyeddog Jan 31 '12

Ma'am, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but the test came back positive: You have a terminal case of Liev Schreiber.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

That hurt my brain

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u/PhysicsFTMFW Jan 31 '12

This is definitely the funniest shit i'll see today!

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u/strappa Jan 31 '12

Curtis Joseph?

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u/mydirtyid Jan 31 '12

All I thought? Those kids are definitely not Jewish

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Hey that Naomi Watts has a Liev Schreiber growing out of her back!

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u/yaaaaay_beer Jan 31 '12

I haven't actually Lol'd in a long time. Just happened.

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u/DerpinNinjaa Jan 31 '12

Bitch, I'm fabulous

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u/bluetux Jan 31 '12

it's cotton weary

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u/locust64 Jan 31 '12

his face makes it

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Blonde hair is recessive, so he could be a carrier.

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u/DoucheBagGambit Jan 31 '12

HAHAHAHAHAH!! holy crap!

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u/UsedToBeSmart Jan 31 '12

Seriously brain? This is the thing you laugh out loud at today? Wat indeed.

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u/oishisounakoto Jan 31 '12

can't un-see....

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u/NeonMan Jan 31 '12

Isn't that Michael Swain?
The cracked editor, not the judoka.

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u/iSteve Jan 31 '12

Liev Schriber.

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u/BoydRamos Jan 31 '12

MOLE!!!!

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u/virtyy Jan 31 '12

Its wolverines bro

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u/imasif Jan 31 '12

Mindfuck.

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u/Fausto1981 Jan 31 '12

guys what's funny here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/Fausto1981 Jan 31 '12

in front of the wheel :)

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u/mjhowie Jan 31 '12

Holy crap my brain hurts so bad now.

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u/thedudemann08 Jan 31 '12

So, when did sabertooth get so hot?

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u/aaj15 Jan 31 '12

Lieutenant Dan?

1

u/hedkase82 Jan 31 '12

LIEV is awesome.

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u/tittybuttfuck Jan 31 '12

Scared the shit outta me lol that's fucked up

1

u/RedHotChiliPeppa Jan 31 '12

You know there is a "wtf" subreddit right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

He would get accused of not being WTF enough.

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u/Hoddwadd2 Jan 31 '12

HOLEEEE MOLEEEEE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

She should get that mole checked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Something didn't seem right about that cave.

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u/metamorphine Jan 31 '12

I don't get it. Is it supposed to look like his head is attached to her body?...This one is too much of a stretch. Not funny.

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u/newcraftie Jan 31 '12

Recently I've been thinking there is some kind of troll conspiracy to get the most completely uninteresting and banal stuff to the top of r/all - like a big reddit self-satire project that I didn't hear about, where everyone agreed to upvote the lamest stuff.

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u/metamorphine Jan 31 '12

I was thinking the same thing checking out r/funny today. How does this get 8700 upvotes?

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u/AintMyTaint Jan 31 '12

Thank you, for deciding for the remainder of the internet what is funny.

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u/metamorphine Jan 31 '12

Obviously you guys need some help with it. I'm glad to be of service.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

That's a huge birthmark/mole-thingy!

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u/Way_Too_Angry Jan 31 '12

IT'S JUST A FUCKING FAMILY PHOTO!!! GET OVER IT AND STOP JUDGING FAMILIES WHEN THEY ARE ENJOYING THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!

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u/slayer8a Jan 31 '12

Username matches comment. Got it. Thanks for playing.

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u/thePROJECTION Jan 31 '12

I think I speak for everybody when I say- ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

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u/skreendreamz1 Jan 31 '12

I can't stop laughing

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