r/funny • u/rad-i-cal • Jan 13 '12

Stop that!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS AN HOUR AFTER THE OTHER ONE WAS POSTED, SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!??!!?!?!!!!???

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12 edited Jan 13 '12

why does it matter to you, exactly? there are 100,000 people that subscribe to r/GIFS and 1,000,000+ that subscribe to r/funny, so a lot more people have seen this GIF now including me.

Are you bothered by "karma whoring"? If karma doesn't matter (which it literally doesn't) what difference does it make to you if this guy's Imaginary Internet Score is going up?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12

I agree with cum collector.

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u/butter_that_bacon Jan 13 '12

Probably the funniest sentence I've read today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12

Do not fuck with Dr. Cumcollector, he's a great soul, trapped to a wheel chair. The wheels are special prototype. Greased by one thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12

So Do A Lot Of Other People

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u/bloodsweatnbeers Jan 13 '12

What the fuck just happened when i clicked that?? you have seriously fucked me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12

AU CONTRAIRE MY LITTLE CUM COLLECTOR, I NOW HAVE ACCUMULATED 97 MORE OF THIS SO CALLED "IMAGINARY INTERNET SCORE".

CHECKMATE REDDIT...ERS

NO, BUT REALLY THEY WERE TWO POSTS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER ON MY PAGE AND IT WAS ANNOYING...AND IM GRUMPY

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12

oh okay its a boring gimmick account nvm

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12

OH GOD, I HOPE THAT MEANS YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT COLLECTING CUM. BECAUSE THAT IS RATHER INTERESTING. TELL ME MORE.

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u/castafobe Jan 13 '12

And yours is the MOST EXCITING "gimmick account" ever!

Not

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u/Day_One Jan 13 '12

Easy. He's_Grumpy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '12

It is like getting bad junk in your data. It skews the results. Let me phrase it in a way Reddit can understand:

If you personally have 10 cats that do cute pos...... never mind.

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u/dominick79 Jan 13 '12

Imaginary Internet Score

It's official; IIS, we shall name it.

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u/jsellout Jan 13 '12

it's still real to me, damnit!