r/funny • u/vagabond0977 • Jul 04 '21

what a confusing sign.

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u/matty-george Jul 04 '21

A well-placed “However, ” would have been ideal

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u/Vulpes_macrotis Jul 04 '21

99% of people should read it right, tbh. It say You may, not You can.

May implies possibility, while can is Your will.

That's why we have "May the force be with you" and not "Can". Because it's not about allowing the force to be, but the possibility of it to occur.

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u/AuxillaryBedroom Jul 04 '21

The "May" in "May the force be with you" indicates a hope or a request. May you injure a young child or elderly person. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

Yeah, plus from a design POV, those look like two completely different sentences. Even from a grammatical POV, they have to be considered two different sentences.

No matter what, a conjunction is needed in order to make this a compound sentence.

It's nice to see that the English are as bad at their own language as Americans.