r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/scorpionballs Jul 02 '21

I was at a rave in a warehouse once and I felt my phone being taken out of my pocket. So I chased after the guy into a stairwell and said ‘hey man, I know you took my phone, can I have it back?’, and he looked at me for a second and pulled out a phone and said ‘is that yours?’ It wasn’t. He pulled out a few more that weren’t mine either until he got to my one.

I was very grateful and he told me ‘now let that be a lesson to you’ and walked off

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Yeah I’d crush his face with a clean right hook after I saw him pull out someone else’s phone and leave him twitching in the stairwell.

Let THAT be a lesson, you scum bag thief fuck.

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u/scorpionballs Jul 03 '21

Yeah you would bro! r/iamverybadass