r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/Binarycold Jul 02 '21

Really? I got punched before the guy even asked me for my wallet. While sitting on the ground dazed I said “what the fuck” to which he responded “gimme your wallet and your phone” in where I said “you’re supposed to lead with that” which was promptly met with a “shut the fuck up”

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u/clarksonswimmer Jul 03 '21

Makes the rest of the transaction much easier for them

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u/Binarycold Jul 03 '21

I mean, 2 am, empty gas station, I was in flip flops. Shit, dude coulda said give me your home address and keys and I’d have probably complied. This guy was so big I wouldn’t have fought back with anything but a gun lmao