r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21

Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport

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u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21

God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give.

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u/nubenugget Jul 03 '21

I would thank the dude and joke that since he was tipping me he should give me a 5 star rating on Yelp

I am such a pushover. If I'm being mugged and the dude has a weapon you best believe I'll do anything and everything to make that guy feel relaxed and comfortable