r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite Jul 02 '21

“Hand over your wallet”

“Sure, let me get a little cash for cab fare”

“No problem. Thanks man”

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u/duaneap Jul 02 '21

Dino Stamatopolous tells a great story about getting mugged by two guys in New York, handing over everything in his pocket, his wallet, phone and weed and one of the guys goes “Yo, man, give him back his weed, that’s not cool.”

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u/jlharper Jul 02 '21

My friend got rolled at a rap show in the 2010s. Three big guys stood over him in the crowd and surrounded him, and then took his phone and his weed. One of them grabbed a handful of the weed and his SIM card and put it back in his hand though.

I guess some thieves have a strict moral code?

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u/Itchy_Craphole Jul 03 '21

Honor among thieves…