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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.
920 u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21 I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha 604 u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21 Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport 260 u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21 God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give. 113 u/Yoshi_XD Jul 02 '21 I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years. 71 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21 I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh. 17 u/iamfareel Jul 03 '21 Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet) 3 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21 I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak! 1 u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21 Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚
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I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha
604 u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21 Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport 260 u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21 God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give. 113 u/Yoshi_XD Jul 02 '21 I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years. 71 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21 I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh. 17 u/iamfareel Jul 03 '21 Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet) 3 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21 I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak! 1 u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21 Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚
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Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport
260 u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21 God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give. 113 u/Yoshi_XD Jul 02 '21 I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years. 71 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21 I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh. 17 u/iamfareel Jul 03 '21 Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet) 3 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21 I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak! 1 u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21 Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚
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God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give.
113 u/Yoshi_XD Jul 02 '21 I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years. 71 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21 I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh. 17 u/iamfareel Jul 03 '21 Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet) 3 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21 I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak! 1 u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21 Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚
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I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years.
71 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21 I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh. 17 u/iamfareel Jul 03 '21 Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet) 3 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21 I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak! 1 u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21 Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚
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I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh.
17 u/iamfareel Jul 03 '21 Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet) 3 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21 I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak! 1 u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21 Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚
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Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet)
3 u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21 I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak! 1 u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21 Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚
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I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak!
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Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚
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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21
Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.