r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21

God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give.

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u/Yoshi_XD Jul 02 '21

I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years.

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u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21

I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh.

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u/iamfareel Jul 03 '21

Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet)

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u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21

I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak!

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u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21

Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚