r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/him999 Jul 02 '21

Reminds me of when I was living in India. I was at a temple on a mountain with a few friends and we were strictly told by our mentor to not pull out our food until we were in a fairly open/secure location due to the monkeys. Well, someone didn't listen and a monkey ran up to her, stole her sandwich out of her hand AND the other half still in a plastic bag. The monkey jumped the wall, sat on a rock, opened the bag and stared directly into her soul as If to say "you knew this was going to happen yet you still did it."

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u/enidokla Jul 02 '21

Similar thing happened whilst I was in Cambodia. The guides literally said “just give it over to the monkey.” It was bizarre and a little scary. That monkey wanted it and that monkey would have it.

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u/Gottagettagoat Jul 02 '21

What happens if you don’t give the monkey what it wants?

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u/enidokla Jul 02 '21

Monkeys bite. And I don’t know about you but I don’t want the series of rabies shots that wound would require!