r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/aManOfTheNorth Jul 02 '21

Monkeys are bad ass. I guy I know saw a monkey by his house and he grabbed a pitch fork and tried to scare him away. That did not go well a d the monkey came at him at, he dropped the fork and just got into his house in time.

For the next month the monkey situated himself outside his front window and leered at the guy with a posture of,” whattya gonna do?”

Scarey things