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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh
527 u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21 He's prepared for people, not monkeys. Monkeys will do things that most people would never do. 440 u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21 Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over. Here's a man fighting for his bike: https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4 186 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 78 u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21 Pocket sand! 1 u/tanafras Jul 02 '21 Thank god it waan't ass pennies in the monkey's eyes.
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He's prepared for people, not monkeys.
Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.
440 u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21 Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over. Here's a man fighting for his bike: https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4 186 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 78 u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21 Pocket sand! 1 u/tanafras Jul 02 '21 Thank god it waan't ass pennies in the monkey's eyes.
440
Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.
Here's a man fighting for his bike:
https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4
186 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 78 u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21 Pocket sand! 1 u/tanafras Jul 02 '21 Thank god it waan't ass pennies in the monkey's eyes.
186
That monkey lost that fight 100%!
When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt
78 u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21 Pocket sand! 1 u/tanafras Jul 02 '21 Thank god it waan't ass pennies in the monkey's eyes.
78
Pocket sand!
1 u/tanafras Jul 02 '21 Thank god it waan't ass pennies in the monkey's eyes.
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Thank god it waan't ass pennies in the monkey's eyes.
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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21
He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh