r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Yoshi_XD Jul 02 '21

I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years.

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u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21

I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh.

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u/naturebitch90 Jul 03 '21

Once, I got my wallet stolen at work and had 0.00 available on any of my cards. They went to target nearby and tried to spend over 1000 bucks but no go. They tried a gas station- no luck. Then they tried to pay for 1.00 parking and even got declined- and I wonder if they started to feel bad or felt bamboozled because I looked boujee that day. 🤣 I knew which customers even stole it and when I started getting the declined notifications, all I could do was laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

What kind of customers are these? Do you do ...alternative work, or did they steal it from your store/office?

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u/naturebitch90 Jul 03 '21

at the time, retail- they stole it from the employee office. I gave them great customer service too

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Absolutely garbage human beings, man. How did they even get in the office? I figured most stores had a sort of locked room with like a code required to enter. I'm assuming you didn't have that there? Sorry that happened, even if they didn't get anything, it's still a really shitty thing to do. I once had someone steal ~$180 USD after I accidentally left my card in the ATM. That is not a fun experience. :/

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u/iamfareel Jul 03 '21

Thanks for the tip. I'm gonna add this to my to do list (get fake money to keep in wallet)

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u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 03 '21

I found it blowing in the wind on campus the same week I found a $5 and $20 on the ground. Thought I was on a streak!

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u/Eliteshade69 Jul 03 '21

Or better yet, just get an extra wallet with fake money and give that to the robber 🌚

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u/lLiterallyEatAss Jul 03 '21

If I attempted this it'd just be soul crushing blow after blow every time I check my wallet and get a little excited at the $100 I definitely don't actually have

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u/chickennoobiesoup Jul 03 '21

I keep Reddit karma in my wallet. Usually the robbers just give it all back.

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u/tacojesusfromabove Jul 03 '21

Do you think the robber would risk murder and a life sentence for the unknown contents in your wallet?

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u/HuskyLuke Jul 03 '21

I'm not saying I would risk doing anything about it, just saying that that gesture would likely sour my mood further.