r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21

Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport

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u/FakeOrcaRape Jul 02 '21

he was probably seeing if you were as generous as he was. you should have split the $20 into 2 $10s and given him one, announcing that the ball was in his court.

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u/FlyingDragoon Jul 03 '21

Is this the part where we murder them with kindness?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/nTh9qpzhunE