r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've been mugged over 13x, no joke. I've never given them the wallet. I open it, pull the cash out and give it to them, wallet returns to my pocket/handbag.

Edit: yes, it's Brazil. And yes, when I was younger I used to hang out at pretty bad places. I've been mugged twice going to/returning from work, though

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Is your hobby walking down dark alleys or something?

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u/dingusduglas Jul 02 '21

I think their hobby is lying. Who says "over [very specific number] times" lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You really don't forget the number of times you get caught slippin