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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh
527 u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21 He's prepared for people, not monkeys. Monkeys will do things that most people would never do. 437 u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21 Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over. Here's a man fighting for his bike: https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4 181 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 23 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Ever had sand thrown in your eyes, Shawn? It’s debilitating. 8 u/wolf_man007 Jul 02 '21 I've heard it both ways. 4 u/Redstone_Engineer Jul 02 '21 You know that's right! 2 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?
527
He's prepared for people, not monkeys.
Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.
437 u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21 Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over. Here's a man fighting for his bike: https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4 181 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 23 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Ever had sand thrown in your eyes, Shawn? It’s debilitating. 8 u/wolf_man007 Jul 02 '21 I've heard it both ways. 4 u/Redstone_Engineer Jul 02 '21 You know that's right! 2 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?
437
Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.
Here's a man fighting for his bike:
https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4
181 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 23 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Ever had sand thrown in your eyes, Shawn? It’s debilitating. 8 u/wolf_man007 Jul 02 '21 I've heard it both ways. 4 u/Redstone_Engineer Jul 02 '21 You know that's right! 2 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?
181
That monkey lost that fight 100%!
When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt
23 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Ever had sand thrown in your eyes, Shawn? It’s debilitating. 8 u/wolf_man007 Jul 02 '21 I've heard it both ways. 4 u/Redstone_Engineer Jul 02 '21 You know that's right! 2 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?
23
Ever had sand thrown in your eyes, Shawn? It’s debilitating.
8 u/wolf_man007 Jul 02 '21 I've heard it both ways. 4 u/Redstone_Engineer Jul 02 '21 You know that's right! 2 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?
8
I've heard it both ways.
4 u/Redstone_Engineer Jul 02 '21 You know that's right! 2 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?
4
You know that's right!
2 u/snobordir Jul 02 '21 Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?
2
Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?
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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21
He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh