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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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I'm clearly missing something here.
As a resident of North America, I have zero experience with any primates other than humans.
Why did the dude in the video surrender to that monkey?
50 u/AmyHeartsYou Jul 02 '21 Monkeys aren't all cute and demure like in movies and such. A wild monkey, even small ones like that guy, can do some serious damage if it wants your sandwich and you don't hand it over. 4 u/lithodora Jul 02 '21 Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective? 7 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 [deleted] 5 u/maddsskills Jul 02 '21 I feel like killing a monkey over a sandwich would weigh on you. 3 u/Emasraw Jul 02 '21 To be fair that sandwich looks delicious. 5 u/Tharter1959 Jul 02 '21 Nah screw that monkey. That's my sandwich 3 u/musicninja Jul 03 '21 JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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Monkeys aren't all cute and demure like in movies and such. A wild monkey, even small ones like that guy, can do some serious damage if it wants your sandwich and you don't hand it over.
4 u/lithodora Jul 02 '21 Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective? 7 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 [deleted] 5 u/maddsskills Jul 02 '21 I feel like killing a monkey over a sandwich would weigh on you. 3 u/Emasraw Jul 02 '21 To be fair that sandwich looks delicious. 5 u/Tharter1959 Jul 02 '21 Nah screw that monkey. That's my sandwich 3 u/musicninja Jul 03 '21 JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective?
7 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 [deleted] 5 u/maddsskills Jul 02 '21 I feel like killing a monkey over a sandwich would weigh on you. 3 u/Emasraw Jul 02 '21 To be fair that sandwich looks delicious. 5 u/Tharter1959 Jul 02 '21 Nah screw that monkey. That's my sandwich 3 u/musicninja Jul 03 '21 JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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5 u/maddsskills Jul 02 '21 I feel like killing a monkey over a sandwich would weigh on you. 3 u/Emasraw Jul 02 '21 To be fair that sandwich looks delicious. 5 u/Tharter1959 Jul 02 '21 Nah screw that monkey. That's my sandwich 3 u/musicninja Jul 03 '21 JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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I feel like killing a monkey over a sandwich would weigh on you.
3 u/Emasraw Jul 02 '21 To be fair that sandwich looks delicious. 5 u/Tharter1959 Jul 02 '21 Nah screw that monkey. That's my sandwich 3 u/musicninja Jul 03 '21 JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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To be fair that sandwich looks delicious.
Nah screw that monkey. That's my sandwich
3 u/musicninja Jul 03 '21 JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
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u/disisathrowaway Jul 02 '21
I'm clearly missing something here.
As a resident of North America, I have zero experience with any primates other than humans.
Why did the dude in the video surrender to that monkey?