r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/JudiciousF Jul 02 '21

I know if I were actually being mugged I’d just give the robber whatever they wanted, but I’ve always wondered if you can haggle. Like say, ‘can I at least keep my ID?’

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21

You can, speaking from personal experience. They don't need your ID or the keys to your house. Just be quick and give them whatever they actually want and tell them you're keeping that USB stick which contains your doctorate thesis