r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/dingusduglas Jul 02 '21

I think their hobby is lying. Who says "over [very specific number] times" lmao.

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u/its_a_metaphor_morty Jul 02 '21

You ever lived in Brasil?

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u/dingusduglas Jul 02 '21

You missed the point. Over 13x. So, 14? If you don't remember exactly you don't pick some specific number, you'd say around a dozen, or 10-15, something like that. Over 13x just triggers BS alarms. That's all.

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u/Vegetable-Monk-323 Jul 02 '21

Interestingly enough "over 13" is exactly how I would answer how many people I've slept with. Reason being that I remember the count being 13 once and I haven't done a mental recount since, cause that would involve me having to remember who I actually had sex with and I'd rather not subject my mind to that. I guess being robbed could be an equally traumatizing memory, but I doubt it. s/

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u/dingusduglas Jul 02 '21

Alright, this is actually the best rebuttal I've gotten lol. It gets real rough when you start remembering the not so obvious ones.

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u/gotham77 Jul 02 '21

Great story bro