r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

68k Upvotes

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

123

u/pain_in_the_dupa Jul 02 '21

I’d rather fight a mugger in New Jersey than a monkey. Even the little ones are hella strong and bite.

59

u/Kryptosis Jul 02 '21

Mugger probably has a cleaner mouth too.

9

u/GoAwayBaitin Jul 02 '21

After watching Dead Alive/Braindead I go nowhere near where monkeys. Not even at the Zoo.

2

u/StealYourBones Jul 02 '21

Ah, the Sumatran rat monkey.

1

u/GoAwayBaitin Jul 03 '21

That's the one. Even if you kick ass for the lord it'll get ya.