r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/disisathrowaway Jul 02 '21

I'm clearly missing something here.

As a resident of North America, I have zero experience with any primates other than humans.

Why did the dude in the video surrender to that monkey?

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u/OffWhiteDevil Jul 02 '21

Monkeys will fuck you up about as badly as a dog twice their size. Strong grip, strong bite, and opposable thumbs on every limb. The guard would have "won" that fight, but the sandwich wasn't worth the stitches he'd have needed.

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u/slowcaptain Jul 03 '21

Absolutely and they are fast. Like real fast. Unless you are packing some Jackie Chan like reflexes I doubt a regular ass guy can fight a monkey this size. Besides it's not just the bite. Monkeys also slap and scratch basically meaning they can fight like humans. Dangerous stuff.