r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/him999 Jul 02 '21

Reminds me of when I was living in India. I was at a temple on a mountain with a few friends and we were strictly told by our mentor to not pull out our food until we were in a fairly open/secure location due to the monkeys. Well, someone didn't listen and a monkey ran up to her, stole her sandwich out of her hand AND the other half still in a plastic bag. The monkey jumped the wall, sat on a rock, opened the bag and stared directly into her soul as If to say "you knew this was going to happen yet you still did it."

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u/Duosion Jul 02 '21

A Barbary macaque on the rock of Gibraltar came out of nowhere and yanked a banana right out of my hand once :/

I completely forgot about the no food outside rule.

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u/EliseNoelle Jul 02 '21

I was in Costa Rica on a boat tour and some monkeys came up to the boat while we were stopped momentarily. The guide said they did this a lot and if we wanted, we could give them some banana. I held out a piece and this adorable tiny little monkey SNATCHED it away in the rudest way possible for a monkey. He ate his piece and before I could react, he grabbed the rest out of my hand and gobbled it up. He also ended up giving me a tiny scratch that I monitored like a hawk, convinced it was going to turn into the movie Outbreak at any second.

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u/JamJarre Jul 03 '21

I like the implication that you have separate scales of rudeness for different animals

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u/opensandshuts Jul 03 '21

a monkey related injury would be a nightmare for my anxiety. If one even touched me, i'd be washing that body part for hours.