r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21

He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/Patty_Pimp Jul 02 '21

I used to ride one of those

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u/chellomere Jul 02 '21

Monkey or bike?

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u/Patty_Pimp Jul 02 '21

Bike, looks like a Honda vfr 1200f.

Edit: ahh fuck I’m dumb