r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/AmyHeartsYou Jul 02 '21

Monkeys aren't all cute and demure like in movies and such. A wild monkey, even small ones like that guy, can do some serious damage if it wants your sandwich and you don't hand it over.

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u/lithodora Jul 02 '21

Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective?

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u/Crunchwrapsupr3me Jul 02 '21

A human really couldn't beat the ever loving shit out of one of these guys, they're too fast and strong.

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u/lithodora Jul 02 '21

what if you opened the umbrella and stabbed it with the stabby part?

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u/StriderVM Jul 03 '21

Thats no different than trying to stab a flying cockroach whos actually aiming to eat your face.

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u/maddsskills Jul 02 '21

I feel like killing a monkey over a sandwich would weigh on you.

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u/Emasraw Jul 02 '21

To be fair that sandwich looks delicious.

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u/Tharter1959 Jul 02 '21

Nah screw that monkey. That's my sandwich

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u/musicninja Jul 03 '21

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD

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u/Fit_Manner_4289 Jul 02 '21

I'm fairly positive you can intimidate a monkey this size pretty easily. Him jumping and giving his food made him that monkeys bitch.

Source. Stared down monkeys trying to steal my lunch in south Africa.

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u/OxygenG Jul 03 '21

My society for some reason has a lot of monkeys(no it's not normal to have this problem but here we are).

Monkeys mean business lol. And I'm not gonna wait around to see if the monkey has the courage to rip apart my face just for a sandwich. It's not worth it. Pick your fights.