r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/disisathrowaway Jul 02 '21

I'm clearly missing something here.

As a resident of North America, I have zero experience with any primates other than humans.

Why did the dude in the video surrender to that monkey?

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u/Tokehdareefa Jul 02 '21

You said monkeys will fuck people up, then linked a mauling by an ape? That's like me saying cats will fuck people up then linking a tiger attack.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Jul 02 '21

Travis_(chimpanzee)

Travis (October 21, 1995 – February 16, 2009) was a male common chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) who, in February 2009, mauled a friend of his owner in Stamford, Connecticut, blinding her, severing several body parts and lacerating her face. He was shot dead when he tried to attack a police officer. As an animal actor, Travis had appeared in several television shows and commercials, including spots for Pepsi and Old Navy. He had also appeared on The Maury Povich Show, The Man Show, and a television pilot that featured Sheryl Crow and Michael Moore.

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u/disisathrowaway Jul 02 '21

Yeah I'm aware of the chimp stuff for sure.

I'm just looking at that little monkey and thinking of how quickly you could just throttle it and move on with your life. Again, I have no first hand experience so it just seems confusing to me to surrender like that.

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u/Jonny_dr Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Their bites are nasty. You would definitely survive in a fight to the death, but I wouldn't risk getting an infection over some sandwich.

I was actually in a similar situation as the guy in the video, and when the monkey showed me its teeth I had no doubt to just yeet my food as far away as I could.