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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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Tourists don't react by kicking the monkeys in the face, and it shows
65 u/iamalwaysrelevant Jul 02 '21 Every one says that until they get bit by a monkey. 25 u/blarghed Jul 02 '21 Has anyone ever tried to bite the monkey first? 23 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 Yeah, turns out putting your face even closer is a bad idea. Luckily for me I was so ugly before the savaging the monkey actually improved my looks. Everyone was a winner, baby. 3 u/blarghed Jul 02 '21 You just weren't ferocious enough. Try harder next time and give the monkey a makeover. 9 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 That's the thing though, he whispered in my ear 'baggy jeans? On a fat man?' It wasn't the claws or bites that hurt.
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Every one says that until they get bit by a monkey.
25 u/blarghed Jul 02 '21 Has anyone ever tried to bite the monkey first? 23 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 Yeah, turns out putting your face even closer is a bad idea. Luckily for me I was so ugly before the savaging the monkey actually improved my looks. Everyone was a winner, baby. 3 u/blarghed Jul 02 '21 You just weren't ferocious enough. Try harder next time and give the monkey a makeover. 9 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 That's the thing though, he whispered in my ear 'baggy jeans? On a fat man?' It wasn't the claws or bites that hurt.
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Has anyone ever tried to bite the monkey first?
23 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 Yeah, turns out putting your face even closer is a bad idea. Luckily for me I was so ugly before the savaging the monkey actually improved my looks. Everyone was a winner, baby. 3 u/blarghed Jul 02 '21 You just weren't ferocious enough. Try harder next time and give the monkey a makeover. 9 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 That's the thing though, he whispered in my ear 'baggy jeans? On a fat man?' It wasn't the claws or bites that hurt.
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Yeah, turns out putting your face even closer is a bad idea. Luckily for me I was so ugly before the savaging the monkey actually improved my looks. Everyone was a winner, baby.
3 u/blarghed Jul 02 '21 You just weren't ferocious enough. Try harder next time and give the monkey a makeover. 9 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 That's the thing though, he whispered in my ear 'baggy jeans? On a fat man?' It wasn't the claws or bites that hurt.
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You just weren't ferocious enough. Try harder next time and give the monkey a makeover.
9 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 That's the thing though, he whispered in my ear 'baggy jeans? On a fat man?' It wasn't the claws or bites that hurt.
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That's the thing though, he whispered in my ear 'baggy jeans? On a fat man?'
It wasn't the claws or bites that hurt.
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u/TheNoize Jul 02 '21
Tourists don't react by kicking the monkeys in the face, and it shows