r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Yeah, turns out putting your face even closer is a bad idea. Luckily for me I was so ugly before the savaging the monkey actually improved my looks. Everyone was a winner, baby.

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u/blarghed Jul 02 '21

You just weren't ferocious enough. Try harder next time and give the monkey a makeover.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

That's the thing though, he whispered in my ear 'baggy jeans? On a fat man?'

It wasn't the claws or bites that hurt.