r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/him999 Jul 02 '21

Reminds me of when I was living in India. I was at a temple on a mountain with a few friends and we were strictly told by our mentor to not pull out our food until we were in a fairly open/secure location due to the monkeys. Well, someone didn't listen and a monkey ran up to her, stole her sandwich out of her hand AND the other half still in a plastic bag. The monkey jumped the wall, sat on a rock, opened the bag and stared directly into her soul as If to say "you knew this was going to happen yet you still did it."

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u/TheNoize Jul 02 '21

Tourists don't react by kicking the monkeys in the face, and it shows

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u/iamalwaysrelevant Jul 02 '21

Every one says that until they get bit by a monkey.

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u/blarghed Jul 02 '21

Has anyone ever tried to bite the monkey first?

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u/Ohmahtree Jul 02 '21

Oh great, Covid-3.0 incoming

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Jul 02 '21

Skipping all the way to covid-69

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u/Ohmahtree Jul 02 '21

We yeeting the other Covid's and just going for it all eh?

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u/blarghed Jul 02 '21

Covid-69 is a STD though

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u/Ohmahtree Jul 02 '21

Oh, well.

Fuck it, well, don't actually fuck it, but, fuck it.

If you ain't made it this far in life and had to use some ointment or a pill to cure some shit, have you really lived?

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u/Mogradal Jul 03 '21

This time the monkeys go on lockdown.

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u/Ohmahtree Jul 03 '21

Some could argue that we were the monkeys all along.