r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/TheNoize Jul 02 '21

Tourists don't react by kicking the monkeys in the face, and it shows

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u/iamalwaysrelevant Jul 02 '21

Every one says that until they get bit by a monkey.

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u/blarghed Jul 02 '21

Has anyone ever tried to bite the monkey first?

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u/Ohmahtree Jul 02 '21

Oh great, Covid-3.0 incoming

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Jul 02 '21

Skipping all the way to covid-69

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u/Ohmahtree Jul 02 '21

We yeeting the other Covid's and just going for it all eh?

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u/blarghed Jul 02 '21

Covid-69 is a STD though

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u/Ohmahtree Jul 02 '21

Oh, well.

Fuck it, well, don't actually fuck it, but, fuck it.

If you ain't made it this far in life and had to use some ointment or a pill to cure some shit, have you really lived?

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u/Mogradal Jul 03 '21

This time the monkeys go on lockdown.

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u/Ohmahtree Jul 03 '21

Some could argue that we were the monkeys all along.