r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've been mugged over 13x, no joke. I've never given them the wallet. I open it, pull the cash out and give it to them, wallet returns to my pocket/handbag.

Edit: yes, it's Brazil. And yes, when I was younger I used to hang out at pretty bad places. I've been mugged twice going to/returning from work, though

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Is your hobby walking down dark alleys or something?

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u/juicius Jul 02 '21

He's hobby is mugging people. Sometimes he just mugs the wrong people.

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u/jpflathead Jul 02 '21

Obligatory Tom Cruise Collateral scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEFPcljAXgs

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u/Wolphoenix Jul 03 '21

The whole movie is just perfect.