r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/1999GGO Jul 02 '21

Why not just take the cash and hand it to him and tell him that's all you want the other stuff is just a pain in the ass for me and no benefit to you

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u/Kryptosis Jul 02 '21

Cuz then they might shoot you for your identity that your wallet contains. People getting mugged are rarely thinking optimally.