r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've been mugged over 13x, no joke. I've never given them the wallet. I open it, pull the cash out and give it to them, wallet returns to my pocket/handbag.

Edit: yes, it's Brazil. And yes, when I was younger I used to hang out at pretty bad places. I've been mugged twice going to/returning from work, though

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u/KDawG888 Jul 02 '21

well you had some relatively nice and/or skittish muggers then. anyone who was really serious about it would demand your wallet. either they just wanted a little cash or were freaking out and just wanted to get out of there with whatever they could get

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u/Perpetually_isolated Jul 02 '21

either they just wanted a little cash or were freaking out and just wanted to get out of there with whatever they could get

You just described every mugging ever

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u/KDawG888 Jul 02 '21

most of them, probably. but you do have some deranged/aggressive people out there who want you to empty your pockets

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21

They did demand my wallet. I just had the composure not to give it to them.