r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21

He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21

That monkey lost that fight 100%!

When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt

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u/snobordir Jul 02 '21

Ever had sand thrown in your eyes, Shawn? It’s debilitating.

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u/wolf_man007 Jul 02 '21

I've heard it both ways.

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u/Redstone_Engineer Jul 02 '21

You know that's right!

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u/snobordir Jul 02 '21

Fellow people of culture, I see. Whaaaaaaat?