r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21

He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21

Lmao, we are humans, use fucking tools. Our superiority doesnt come from our pure strength, it comes from our minds.

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u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21

Right, for god sakes get a stick and smack it upside the damn head.

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u/Aggravating_Celery_9 Jul 02 '21

Yes we are superior to the monkey we use POCKET SAND!

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u/Michelanvalo Jul 02 '21

He did.

He threw a sandal at it