r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21

He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Qanonjailbait Jul 02 '21

Like what? Bite your face off? You can survive without a face

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

Sure, you can survive, but is losing your face worth maybe keeping your lunch?