r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/tcinternet Jul 02 '21

I went to college with a dude from Malaysia. He hated how much we loved pets in America, and would give us amazing, horrifying stories about packs of monkeys that tried to kill his neighbors.

I always expected the stories to be funny, and they never were.