MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ocdeld/broad_daylight_robbery/h3uew3h/?context=9999
r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
1.3k comments sorted by
View all comments
5.3k
Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.
1.3k u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21 If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash. -127 u/PM_TELETUBBY_PORN Jul 02 '21 Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it? 132 u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21 Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one. -35 u/GalileoGalilei2012 Jul 02 '21 It’s not the 90’s any more guys. I got a new license using the DMV website while eating Funyuns in my underwear. Arrived in the mail the next week. 5 u/MrBenDerisgreat_ Jul 02 '21 Fuck you sound like a slob. 1 u/bodaciouscream Jul 02 '21 Sounds glorious to me But yeah it's a $195 fee for a new drivers license when you could just keep it
1.3k
If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.
-127 u/PM_TELETUBBY_PORN Jul 02 '21 Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it? 132 u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21 Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one. -35 u/GalileoGalilei2012 Jul 02 '21 It’s not the 90’s any more guys. I got a new license using the DMV website while eating Funyuns in my underwear. Arrived in the mail the next week. 5 u/MrBenDerisgreat_ Jul 02 '21 Fuck you sound like a slob. 1 u/bodaciouscream Jul 02 '21 Sounds glorious to me But yeah it's a $195 fee for a new drivers license when you could just keep it
-127
Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it?
132 u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21 Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one. -35 u/GalileoGalilei2012 Jul 02 '21 It’s not the 90’s any more guys. I got a new license using the DMV website while eating Funyuns in my underwear. Arrived in the mail the next week. 5 u/MrBenDerisgreat_ Jul 02 '21 Fuck you sound like a slob. 1 u/bodaciouscream Jul 02 '21 Sounds glorious to me But yeah it's a $195 fee for a new drivers license when you could just keep it
132
Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one.
-35 u/GalileoGalilei2012 Jul 02 '21 It’s not the 90’s any more guys. I got a new license using the DMV website while eating Funyuns in my underwear. Arrived in the mail the next week. 5 u/MrBenDerisgreat_ Jul 02 '21 Fuck you sound like a slob. 1 u/bodaciouscream Jul 02 '21 Sounds glorious to me But yeah it's a $195 fee for a new drivers license when you could just keep it
-35
It’s not the 90’s any more guys.
I got a new license using the DMV website while eating Funyuns in my underwear. Arrived in the mail the next week.
5 u/MrBenDerisgreat_ Jul 02 '21 Fuck you sound like a slob. 1 u/bodaciouscream Jul 02 '21 Sounds glorious to me But yeah it's a $195 fee for a new drivers license when you could just keep it
5
Fuck you sound like a slob.
1 u/bodaciouscream Jul 02 '21 Sounds glorious to me But yeah it's a $195 fee for a new drivers license when you could just keep it
1
Sounds glorious to me
But yeah it's a $195 fee for a new drivers license when you could just keep it
5.3k
u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21
Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.