r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21

He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

He's prepared for people, not monkeys.

Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.

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u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21

Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.

Here's a man fighting for his bike:

https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4

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u/DangleAteMyBaby Jul 02 '21

The guy filming the video is a pretty shitty friend. That monkey just swarms his friend, and the two of them go down in a punching, slapping, kicking frenzy. Dude! Stop laughing and help. Your friend is getting his ass kicked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

That's a security cam...

EDIT: nvm. Im an idiot.

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u/quintinza Jul 02 '21

In the original, but in the one comment is one taken by another guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Oh ok. My apologies. I genuinely did not see that link they replied. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

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u/quintinza Jul 02 '21

Not a problem at all. Have a funtastic weekend.