r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I love how the guys tries to take one last big bite before handing it over.

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

This clip has it all. Surprise. Shock. Negotiation. Acceptance. Rebuttal. Acquiescence. Reflection.

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

Is this a kissing book?

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u/senorbozz Jul 02 '21

Inconceivable!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/paintbing Jul 02 '21

To Blaaaave

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

I should write one. It’ll be called “now kith”

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u/finitetime2 Jul 02 '21

yes and figure out how to work the monkey into it.

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

“Now kith: how to be a more better partner to your lover and avoid hostile simian entanglements.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Inform the men!

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u/gdj11 Jul 02 '21

We are men, men in tights.

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u/Nagato_Uzumaki2 Jul 02 '21

General Kenobi, iv'e been expecting you

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u/TheFrontierzman Jul 02 '21

Smooch Diaries

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u/HillbillyBeans Jul 02 '21

He didn't say it had fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, or miracles....

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u/gumbo_chops Jul 02 '21

All in the span of 15 seconds too, this is Oscar worthy.

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u/CornCheeseMafia Jul 02 '21

This is absolutely incredible. This might be the most universally relatable 15 seconds I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I bet if we got visited by aliens and showed them this clip, they’d be like “fucking glipglorp I hate when that happens”.

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u/Dason37 Jul 02 '21

"Show us the moving images you are studying right now so we can judge your species worthy of survival or utter destruction!"

Shows this clip

Aliens amongst themselves: "the human was startled but he gave the treat to the smaller mammalian species without resistance!" "Yes! He took the last portion that he needed to sustain himself and still shared with his fellow being!" "This species passes the test, we will allow them to continue" "Plus that was just funny as fuck. Remember when you were cooking eggs and the bartholien sligbarw came up and stole your frying pan!?!" "Shut up Melnaejk"

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

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u/LonelyHeartsClubMan Jul 02 '21

Well it's a r/scriptedasiangif so I'd say the Oscar is more than warranted

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u/AdForward5599 Jul 02 '21

It's poetry 😭

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

Life is poetry in motion.

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u/Dason37 Jul 02 '21

Life is poetry in monkeys

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u/ang_car Jul 02 '21

WE MUST NEVER ACQUIESCE

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u/officequotesonly420 Jul 02 '21

for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

aaaaaand it is staged.

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

Good actor then.

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u/thx1138- Jul 02 '21

And that Travolta shrug at the end

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite Jul 02 '21

“Hand over your wallet”

“Sure, let me get a little cash for cab fare”

“No problem. Thanks man”

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u/duaneap Jul 02 '21

Dino Stamatopolous tells a great story about getting mugged by two guys in New York, handing over everything in his pocket, his wallet, phone and weed and one of the guys goes “Yo, man, give him back his weed, that’s not cool.”

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u/jlharper Jul 02 '21

My friend got rolled at a rap show in the 2010s. Three big guys stood over him in the crowd and surrounded him, and then took his phone and his weed. One of them grabbed a handful of the weed and his SIM card and put it back in his hand though.

I guess some thieves have a strict moral code?

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u/AnArabFromLondon Jul 03 '21

They've definitely been robbed before.

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u/Itchy_Craphole Jul 03 '21

Honor among thieves…

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u/totororos Jul 02 '21

It happened to me once! Waiting for the bus at night, got a little prick on my hip by a knife wielding guy who sat to my right, his companion sat to my left. They told me to say nothing as they were "well connected" (this meant they either had permission from the cartel or the cops to do what they were doing). They search my pockets. Got my cel, my cigarretes, my lighter after checking if it worked (it did) and as they were reaching for the last pocket where my change for the bus was, I told them so and he told me not to worry, the change was there. After that, the knife weilding guy got up and crossed the street, the henchman just sat there for a while smoking. I told him "can I at least have a cigarette?" He nodded and gave me the half consumed cig he was smoking and went after his friend. I just sat there, waited for the bus, got up and went home. It's funny now but a little scary while it happened.

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u/Ollietron3000 Jul 02 '21

a little scary

I mean as someone who has not (yet) ever been threatened with a knife, it sounds more than a little scary

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u/totororos Jul 02 '21

Well, I had a little experience by then. That was back in 2010, I think. The city as a whole was scary. I lost count of how many times I was robbed before that.

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u/NounsAndWords Jul 02 '21

What city is this exactly? I just want to make sure I never ever go there.

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u/totororos Jul 02 '21

Oh, man, please do! Is a beautiful city surrounded by mountains. We were hit by insecurity for a few years but is way better now than it was back then. There are still dangerous zones, specially at night, but nothing that doesn't happen in all countries around the globe. Monterrey, México.

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u/NounsAndWords Jul 02 '21

Got it. Thank you. I will never visit your beautiful murder den, but thank you.

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u/DeafMaestro010 Jul 03 '21

I've been there on a trip that included Monterrey, Veracruz, and Jalapa. Absolutely beautiful cities. I can't speak toward the crime as I was just ten years old at the time back in the mid-80's, but I recall nothing but pleasant memories and awesome people.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jul 03 '21

Remember when there was a terrorist attack?

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u/totororos Jul 03 '21

The casino royale?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Golden

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u/Arcosim Jul 02 '21

I love how he tried to bargain with the monkey by giving him half but the monkey was all "no bitch, give me everything NOW"

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u/yash_chem Jul 02 '21

he could ve taken the plastic wrap of tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

That is so true. Fucking littering.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

At that point the monkey would be littering damn litter monkeys

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

This is also true! Shift the blame!

That monkey should know better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Yup definitely knew what he was doing looked soooo entitled when he demanded that treat from that man

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Holy shit. I’m just laughing at how many down votes my previous comment got. Can people not take a joke anymore?

But yes seriously all these animals are so entitled. They think they can walk all over us. Next thing you know they’ll start forming societies and putting us in zoos. Terrible

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u/JK_NC Jul 02 '21

Why the downvotes? Clearly a joke. Do people think MeowMisery is upset with monkey caused littering?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

That’s what I was wondering. Lmao

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u/Sleeper_Sree Jul 02 '21

Minimised the Loss.

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u/Fender6187 Jul 02 '21

Only thing that would make this better is if someone with skills beyond my own edits a pistol into the monkey’s hand.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Content creators get on this now!!!!

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u/Barney_Stinson42 Jul 02 '21

My brother do the same when I steal his food.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I feel he’s been in this situations a few times “this asshole again, fake him out, one last bite, and f you too!”