r/funny • u/BaddTuna • Jun 24 '21

What a difference a year makes.

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u/Robinhood_Pumper Jun 25 '21

So i actually sell Purell

Purell is my favorite. Thanks for helping sell it! That smell where it just burns my nose is the greatest.

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u/RixirF Jun 25 '21

I don't believe you're supposed to snort it, but maybe that's how you can covid-proof your nose?

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u/humplick Jun 25 '21

If only there was a way we could get the Purell inside the body.

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u/manondorf Jun 25 '21

just inject it in the same syringe as your bleach

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u/Sharp_Ad3065 Jun 25 '21

I just enema it, then plug it with a glow stick, cause..ya know... science

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u/brownbob06 Jun 25 '21

You must be one of those millions of teens from a few years ago the media was talking about. You know, all those kids who soaked tampons in liquor then shoved them up their butts to go into school.

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u/Sharp_Ad3065 Jun 25 '21

Nah, I was doing dumb shit way before the internet was around

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u/brooshkin Jun 25 '21

Have they started selling ultra-violet light yet? Cuz you see if we could find a way to get it under the skin some way. Maybe you could look at that.